Gabrielle Metz
Gabrielle Metz has been a loud-mouthed Italian princess, a fairy queen, a German maid, a hippie, a female impersonator and trained assassin, a goddess, and the Wicked Witch of the West, in addition to numerous and varied stage roles. Other day gigs include social worker, which is actually kind of funny to anyone who knows her, and Starfleet chief medical officer, which makes more sense.

A Montevallo alumna, Gabrielle has a disturbing fixation on the color purple; however, sexual assault charges were never filed by Prince at that concert in Atlanta, so don't let anyone say otherwise.